doloris umbridge you're such a bastard

this blog is so boring and no one reads it. my harry potter obsession has reached a peak. i'm going to re-read all of the books before november. I'M DRUNK.


I NEED A SHORTER POST FOR MY MONROE. I NEED MONEYYY


LOOK AT THIS GQMOTHERFUCKER. ugh, it's too much.

Dear Aziz Ansari,

Please come back to Portland. I will smoke you out and take you to get amazing tacos.

xoxo,
Shmerika Shmucas

this is where I spent the fourth of July

its 95 degrees and its 8:30pm. dear god its only going to get worse.

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