freedom

snuggly lil gus

the end is near. it's so close i can almost taste it. i'm beginning to realize how much i will miss this place. Portland has been my home, even though it never really felt like one, for almost two years. i have always felt like this city was trying to spit me out, over and over again. these have probably been the hardest two years of my life and i leave a much different person than i came here.

it's time to go back home and make a new one. onward to new experiences and new memories. i'm excited and scared, but i'm looking forward.

these babies

ARE NOW MINE! thanks to a wee little squidge. i've been mentally planning outfits since she told me she was sending them my way. i'm thinking floral or grey tights plus dress? what would you wear these with?
i can't wait to get fancy and wear them and tower over people. they make me nearly six feet tall.
I can't be bothered to take an actual photo of them.

life.

on monday, life is about to get gnarly. school starts on monday. i'm taking 16 credits. two of those classes i know are going to be very difficult. i'm starting a job. there is no room for error in these next three months. i need to stick to a schedule. no procrastinating. no unnecessary spending. stay organized.

lots and lots of coffee will be consumed.

i want to start wearing lipstick more often. i want to get rid of everything unnecessary in my life. get it together.

hot ass boyf

look at this. are you dying of adorableness yet? and i get to hang out with him! ugh i'm such a lucky girl.

dream clothing list

1970s high waisted wide leg jeans
sheer long sleeved button up blouse
high waisted black shorts
1970s wooden platforms, preferably red leather
riding boots
1950s high waisted garter
cat-eye raybans that my grandma wore in the 1960's

and nothing makes me happy, not even TV or a bunch of weed

i would really like to fast forward life and just skip this week. i don't want to do anything or deal with anyone. i'm drinking rolling rock out of a can. i can't stop listening to best coast.

doloris umbridge you're such a bastard

this blog is so boring and no one reads it. my harry potter obsession has reached a peak. i'm going to re-read all of the books before november. I'M DRUNK.


I NEED A SHORTER POST FOR MY MONROE. I NEED MONEYYY


LOOK AT THIS GQMOTHERFUCKER. ugh, it's too much.

Dear Aziz Ansari,

Please come back to Portland. I will smoke you out and take you to get amazing tacos.

xoxo,
Shmerika Shmucas

this is where I spent the fourth of July

its 95 degrees and its 8:30pm. dear god its only going to get worse.

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finally feeling like summer

somehow I went to bed later than usual, woke up before my alarm and I'm more awake and less tired than I have been. awesome. summer in Portland makes me anxious and reminds me of bad memories, let's make some new ones shall we?

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dear internet,

this is my friend sarah. she may be the cutest person ever, and i should know, i've seen a lot of cuties.
xoxo
shmer

pretty pretty. cute cute.

the beauty doesn't fully translate, but it gives you a rough idea.

who do you think you are sir?
he scratched me so badly today but i'm still obsessed with him.

house guests

dear guests of this house,
i know you aren't MY guest, but don't over stay you're welcome, it's unbecoming. please go hangout at your own house.

warm regards,
shmerika shmucas

dream vehicle

yes, please

back handed compliments & hallucinations

if i could..
i would sew all my own clothes.
i would never work.
i would bake and cook all day.
i would have a cat and a dog and a backyard.
i would drive a fucking cute squareback.

self destruct or persevere?

i wish i had perfect tits and skinny thighs.

kittykittymeowmeow

i dyed my hair. i was trying really hard not to but i did it anyway. and you know the old saying, "life is too short to have naturally colored hair, if that isn't your thing." amen.

i want to go get it professionally done sometime soon, the color is a little flat. maybe get some h-lights a la ryan cabrera? is it bad form to get your hair done by the last girl your current boy was hooking up with prior to yourself? especially if that girl was way more into it than he was and now he's really into you?? this girl is just really good at color! i'm not a bitch, stop thinking that!

i'm tired of portland in more ways than one. but i know i should just enjoy my time here because i'll miss it when i've moved. i miss the people i love the most.

i think i have a cavity. ouch.

i love my kitty.

stop trying to make fetch happen!

oh hi there blog, i didn't see you there!